Florida game

A liberal arts joke (and this was from my sociology professor, so don't shoot me):

The First Law of Sociology: Some do, but some don't.

The Second Law of Sociology: Maybe yes, but maybe not.

What can I say? As a biology major I was amused.

Did you hear about the economist who said, "I know it works in reality, but does it work in theory?"

Hey, someone has to run the numbers and I'm glad it's not me. All English majors: please step forward and take a bow.