Fire Joe Morgan Calls it Quits (AKA MesaPilot Owns Angelo)

Oh man... just a few days after MattyWizz, Trumpet and I were talking about FireJoeMorgan, they just posted that they are shutting it down:

http://www.firejoemorgan.com/

Sigh.............. so sad. Not surprising since their posting had really slowed down over the past few months, but still... when that site was good (and it often was) there wasn't much funnier out there on the web.

Oh well. Cheers to the good laughs!

That site sucks, try a real one like:
http://www.guboards.spokesmanreview.com/



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One spring night, Doug and I were taking a walk on the cross country. We were walking to the German Shepard place when a white Falcon pulled up and asked if we wanted a ride. We said yes. We had gone almost 500 feet when one of the guys asked if we wanted to split a beer. We said yes. (Country Club, 8 oz. cans) As we were going merrily down Boston Rd. he asked us what we were doing. Doug told him where we were from and he said, "Some of those Catholics, drunk! Well I'm one too, but I never go to mass." He told how he used to go swimming in our pool. Well ... we downed out beer and got dropped off at Colbert. It was a ride I'll never forget.

But they don't talk nearly enough about soccer. Always basketball this, basketball that...

Did anyone else see the southpark about Hybrids causing overly high levels of "smug"... I couldn't help but be reminded of Zag fans when watching it...

Angelo_Roncalli wrote:That site sucks, try a real one like:
http://www.guboards.spokesmanreview.com/



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One spring night, Doug and I were taking a walk on the cross country. We were walking to the German Shepard place when a white Falcon pulled up and asked if we wanted a ride. We said yes. We had gone almost 500 feet when one of the guys asked if we wanted to split a beer. We said yes. (Country Club, 8 oz. cans) As we were going merrily down Boston Rd. he asked us what we were doing. Doug told him where we were from and he said, "Some of those Catholics, drunk! Well I'm one too, but I never go to mass." He told how he used to go swimming in our pool. Well ... we downed out beer and got dropped off at Colbert. It was a ride I'll never forget.

Is this for real? Usually Angelo slums it by using a different name... I think he was Fourplay on the old Oregon Live board.

1) GU Boards is also a hilarious site, but for completely different reasons.

2) The German Shepherd place? Rides with strangers who give you beer? Um.... what?

Angelo_Roncalli wrote:
One spring night, Doug and I were taking a walk on the cross country. We were walking to the German Shepard place when a white Falcon pulled up and asked if we wanted a ride. We said yes. We had gone almost 500 feet when one of the guys asked if we wanted to split a beer. We said yes. (Country Club, 8 oz. cans) As we were going merrily down Boston Rd. he asked us what we were doing. Doug told him where we were from and he said, "Some of those Catholics, drunk! Well I'm one too, but I never go to mass." He told how he used to go swimming in our pool. Well ... we downed out beer and got dropped off at Colbert. It was a ride I'll never forget.

Someone has been stealing Heytvelt's shrooms....

DaTruRochin wrote:

Angelo_Roncalli wrote:
One spring night, Doug and I were taking a walk on the cross country. We were walking to the German Shepard place when a white Falcon pulled up and asked if we wanted a ride. We said yes. We had gone almost 500 feet when one of the guys asked if we wanted to split a beer. We said yes. (Country Club, 8 oz. cans) As we were going merrily down Boston Rd. he asked us what we were doing. Doug told him where we were from and he said, "Some of those Catholics, drunk! Well I'm one too, but I never go to mass." He told how he used to go swimming in our pool. Well ... we downed out beer and got dropped off at Colbert. It was a ride I'll never forget.

Someone has been stealing Heytvelt's shrooms....

As I'm scrolling down the posts, I'm thinking "Yes! I can be the first to make a Heytvelt reference!" But I was wrong . . . sigh.

haha sorry to steal your thunder

It's taken a while for the spammers to get to Pilot Nation...

Go back and crawl under a rock Angelo ? The Zaggetes are so Overated-- Bouldin,and Mushroom Kid Wonder are such vunterful players who peaked two years ago that you and your b@ttbuddy's will be third in WCC this year.

Back to your Zaggete site you troll

Could someone be getting nervous about how the Pilots will play next yr??? ......when TJ,Ravio,Smuelders are seniors and Sikma,Stohl,and Knutson are Juniors.Ito,Ethan,Jasonn,Eric can provide plenty of backup during the game too.

Reading your site is like opening the funny's, it's such a joke.

I do like the Don's site's jokes about you and your male lovers, angie


Go Back and never return unless you have something knowledgeable to share here. Just lurk please. Pilot Nation is not filled with a bunch of pre"dick"able homers like you and your Jamestown koolaide drinkers.

Hope your boy's have a nice game against Cupcake U. While with one of the youngest teams in the nation we play a Pac-10(rated) team in our opener.Don't even start or will go over the recent years collapse's your little red'headed step brother has led the Zaggetes to. Oh well, I feel better Pilot fans. Go Gaels! Go Toreo's! after the Pilots naturally.

MesaPilot1




PS- At least you may have been revealin your true identity, thats a new one for you.May 1000 ant's infest your armpits.Have a nice day

MesaPilot1 wrote:Go back and crawl under a rock Angelo ? The Zaggetes are so Overated-- Bouldin,and Mushroom Kid Wonder are such vunterful players who peaked two years ago that you and your b@ttbuddy's will be third in WCC this year.

Back to your Zaggete site you troll

Could someone be getting nervous about how the Pilots will play next yr??? ......when TJ,Ravio,Smuelders are seniors and Sikma,Stohl,and Knutson are Juniors.Ito,Ethan,Jasonn,Eric can provide plenty of backup during the game too.

Reading your site is like opening the funny's, it's such a joke.

I do like the Don's site's jokes about you and your male lovers, angie


Go Back and never return unless you have something knowledgeable to share here. Just lurk please. Pilot Nation is not filled with a bunch of pre"dick"able homers like you and your Jamestown koolaide drinkers.

Hope your boy's have a nice game against Cupcake U. While with one of the youngest teams in the nation we play a Pac-10(rated) team in our opener.Don't even start or will go over the recent years collapse's your little red'headed step brother has led the Zaggetes to. Oh well, I feel better Pilot fans. Go Gaels! Go Toreo's! after the Pilots naturally.

MesaPilot1




PS- At least you may have been revealin your true identity, thats a new one for you.May 1000 ant's infest your armpits.Have a nice day

Oh my sweet goodness...

BEST...... POST...... EVER

ZOMG!!!1!!!!111!! PWNED by MesaPilot!!!!111!!!1

MesaPilot for HOF.

And that guy shouldn't be taking rides from strangers. With that, I'll just say, please don't feed the trolls.

MesaPilot1, you just made my weekend.

wow

Why thank you gentlemen. Can you tell I am a little keyed up for the Husky game?

I am good for about two crazy outburt's a year so I am all used up after Angelo's post and the WCC Press Conference tirade I had. But come mid WCC Season I may be rested and ready to go.

I can't tell you how much I enjoy this site.The information,comments and small talk add to my day. I believe some day I might even become a fan of soccer because you Pilot fans seem to enjoy it.

I glad I am not at the game tonight. One bad whistle against the Pilots and I would probably be the guy drapped over the official's back applying my version of an Mixed Martial Arts "Rear Naked Choke Hold" before security and the police took me away to the clinker.Tonight,I'll just go in the backyard (it's 80 degrees ) and scream or cuss if the Ref's attempt to affect the game outcome.

Have a good time at the game,see you in February and Vegas.Thanks for putting up with me.


MesaPilot1

Haha keep the rants coming for sure, they are def appreciated...

I am totally stoked for basketball, I mean I love me some soccer, but pilots hoops is definitely my favorite as well

I'm not gonna lie if you are gonna follow soccer, UP women's soccer is not a bad way to start at all, pretty much a 1st class program all around.

With all seriousness, the Pilot women pretty much put the "beautiful" in beautiful game. There's lots of pro football that's not nearly as entertaining.

BUMP

Can we just re-visit the gloriousness of MesaPilot's post?

Also, Deadpsin had a nice collection of some of FJM's greatest hits:

http://deadspin.com/5089120/of-superbikes-and-food-metaphors-fjms-greatest-hits

My favorite from this assortment:

If you could go back in time and take Nap Lajoie into a room after Rube Waddell K'd him on three pitches and show him a glowing box with a video replay of the at bat, he would call you a demon, slit your throat, tear out his eyes, and generally freak the fuck out. It's a different game, these days.

And also an interview with Ken Tremendous, Junior and dak:

http://deadspin.com/5089603/fire-joe-morgan-the-exit-interview

In the spirit of FJM:

Pedroia quickly became a fan favorite at Fenway Park with his meaty swings and gritty approach.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3710856

Oh man... how I wish KT would rip into that.

Pedroia took his hearty hacks wherever needed

This article makes Pedroia sound like a delicious can of Dinty Moore stew...