new transfer

So my inside sources tell me that the Pilots are getting a transfer next year. Yeah...ummm....Tyreke Evans announced he is leaving Memphis now that coach Cal left. He wants to finish off the last three years of Greg Anthony's Pilot career. Oh wait...no one believes that? I mean...Marta is enrolling in the school of nursing to play soccer...oh, someone already did that one? Sadly, that is probably my best effort at an April Fool's joke.

Hmmm, you could have tried "Pitino turns down AZ, chooses UP"...